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5sos Bodyguards Probably haha

  • bodyguard: calum put your pants back on
  • bodyguard: no ashton we don't have time for you to say hi to everyone
  • bodyguard: michael stop swearing you'll provoke someone
  • bodyguard: caLUm put your pants back on you will literally get arrested if you don't jesUs
  • bodyguard: this is not a legitimate place to get tattoos
  • bodyguard: nO GETTING TATTOOS IN A SHADY PLACE IS NOT PUNK ROCK
  • bodyguard: u know what's punk rock
  • bodyguard: BEHAVING URSELF THAT'S PRETTY PUNK ROCK
  • bodyguard: stop! talking! to strangers! ashton!
  • bodyguard: where the fuCK is luke
  • bodyguard: mICHael did you fuckgn sell luke for a ps4
  • bodyguard: i can't believe u fucking sold luke for a ps4
  • bodyguard: calum you will liteRALLy get deported for having your ass out in this country
  • bodyguard: luke i am not responsible for what fans do if you roll down your window when we get in the car
  • bodyguard: did he just
  • bodyguard: he fucking rolled down the window jesus christ
  • bodyguard: WHO THE FUCK GAVE ASHTON SCISSORS AGAIN
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1975daily:

tabswithunlimited0s:

hellahealy:

tabswithunlimited0s:

Its not everyday you get a happy birthday video from your idol

Aww lucky girl! Happy birthday

aww thank you xx

Me: “it’s forevertmb”
Matty: “I don’t know what that is”
Sorry Laura ;)

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